bolged

Taking an injury to the head,derived from Legolas smashing an Orc's head in on a wooden pole four times in The Hobbit:The Desolation of Smaug.

You look terrible. Did you get bolged?

by Handle can't be blank. May 11, 2014

Wine Bagged

When one slaps a mans balls prior to him busting in your mouth.

“ I was sucking his dick last night and surprised him with a wine bag.”

“This chick was giving me head and right as I was bout to bust she wine bagged me”

by Spicycheese August 13, 2018

Ice bagged

When you freeze your nuts to relieve your significant other's migraine

Guy 1 : Man my nuts are frozen...
Guy 2 : Why bro?
Guy 1 :My ol lady said she didnt wanna

fuck cause she had a migrane.
Guy 2: OK and?
Guy 1 : So I froze my nuts and ice bagged her

by Ice bagged November 24, 2018

bricked up & bugged out

A specific state of enlightenment in which an individual experiences both a sustaining, unrelenting erection and a crippling, yet strangely fulfilling, mind state-altering prolapse. Arguably the most taboo 'enlightening' experience, many who survive liken it to imbibing ayahuasca and subsequently conquering one's inner psyche.

Jack: "Bro! I heard you landed yourself in the E.R.! I thought I'd come by and check it out dude!"

Chad: "Firstly, Jack, I would like to extend my gratitude to you for travelling so far for me - a mere friend. I will never forget this kindness and I appreciate it greatly."

Jack: "What did you say - uh the f**k bro? Did those white coats mess with your head?" *begins to stand up, angrily*

Chad: "Jack, sit please. I was bricked up & bugged out yesterday - I saw my past, my present, and my future. My selves saw one another and in an instant we were one - me, Chad. I am both the man you knew and the man you will know."

Jack: "Bro, f**k that. You're crazy."

by khaoti June 23, 2022

bugged

messed
out of whack

1: then i realized it was my own mother!
2: man thats bugged. . .

by Def Jukie March 8, 2004

AT&T-bagged

What happens when your iPhone drops a call.

The feeling is similar to being slapped in the face by someone's ballsack.

"Sorry I lost you back there. I drove by a tall building and got AT&T-bagged."

by el chocolate November 17, 2009

Bugged

To be high as fuck off of anything. Weed, Xanax, Cocaine, etc...

IM SO FUCKING BUGGED RN.

I just smoked sixteen blunts and I'm bugged as fuck.

by YungSack January 10, 2015