bloched

bloched
1. (adjective) To be bloched. Generally used as a negative term.

Sorry man, but you're bloched.

by blocher123 November 28, 2016

bochey

A person who is creepy and thinks their smooth.

1) That guy winked at me with a huge smile, he's such a bochey.

2) Guy: Excuse me are you a magnet? because im attracted to you.

Girl: Don't talk to be your such a Bochey

by jcerulli89 August 24, 2007

Bohedonist

A person who engages in an unconventional and artistic lifestyle, placing heavy emphasis on the experiences of physical pleasures. Bohedonists are intellectuals who follow conventional rules in their careers and work, but whose private social lives are far removed from the main of society. Note that a bohedonist cannot exist alone as group celebrations are paramount to this lifestyle.

Her birthday was an exercise in bohedonist living, complete with gourmet foods, heavy drinks, various powders on mirrors, half naked people spread in all parts of the house, and a hot tub of course.

by NiteLite December 13, 2008

Botched Enema

An enema gone wrong. This could lead to any number of problems.

Jayray: Hey man, how was that coffee enema?
Petey: Eh, ran into some problems...
Jayray: Oh... was it a botched enema?
Petey: Sure was

by Bloody Paw August 19, 2008

Botched Abortion

When one person, usually intoxicated, puts another person's head under his shirt and punches it really hard over and over, endlessly. A truely botched abortion involves the first person crying and the second person screaming like a dying baby.

The neighbors called the cops when Ray gave Nathan a botched abortion on the front porch.

by RayatUM June 8, 2009

Boshed

Running directly into someone, both parties cross arms while charging into each other. Both parties collide, only one sustaining injury whilst the other party doesn’t. The party that loses the duel would have been boshed.

“He absolutely BOSHED him”

by MikyMoo01 August 5, 2019

botched abortion

A really physically ugly person or someone fucked up by disease, birth defect, or a cripple. Also generally the term is used as a dreogatory insult for polititians.

I really like those waxey elephant ears, stubby hog nose and bald head of Congressman Henry Waxman! what a fucking botched abortion he is!

by Pkuhnert April 17, 2010