dreaded bearded clam

Pussy with more hair on it than you can cover with a dinner plate.

My one eyed trouser trout went limp as I peered at her dreaded bearded clam .

by Steve Mac Q March 23, 2006

bearded clam schucker

vagitarian, a sexual omnivore that has made the lifestyle choice to orally fixate female gentelia

I'm such a naughty bearded clam schucker. I must vagitate!

by Leifster October 10, 2008

frothing the bearded clam

When a man has sex with a woman and ejaculates on the outside of her vagina.

or just plain intercourse

Bob: Did you see John last night?

Fred: No, he was frothing the bearded clam with this really hot chick.

by sexmaster4479 July 26, 2012

bearded wonderland

A fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. It is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.

Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."

Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."

Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."

Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.

by The MI Shocker April 17, 2014

the bearded jesus

When your trabagging your girl and accidentally shart

I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus

by Tweeter23 October 5, 2018

bearded dragon

A docile lizard of Australian orgin, which are poplular pets in the U.S. Also known as beardies.

My bearded dragon was taking a beardies bath when he started attacking his reflection in the cage.

by Jeffy! May 14, 2005

bearded axe wound

a furry snatch

boys have penises, girls have bearded axe wounds.

by trevor March 9, 2003