'O-O' blundering 'Mate in 1'

A rare situation in chess where castling kingside may lead to an inescapable mate in 1

"I was playing a game of chess against a player when I castled 'O-O' blundering 'Mate in 1' by accident"

by RahandG November 6, 2022

shit-blistering

A short-lived 80s body modification trend whereby fecal material was injected under the skin to raise (depending on your POV) either hideous pustules or aesthetically pleasing blebs.

Opal told me "Shit-blistered balls are wonderful to behold."

by Pastor Future May 17, 2005

blautering

When Barack Obama is talking in his speech about nothing, and saying the same thing over and over about nothing. Also when he back tracks to try and save his ass.

Oh my fucking god Obama is just sitting there blautering...

God that nigger is blautering again.

by LoLo2121 October 17, 2008

Buttering the Popcorn

The cum covered body of the person in the center of an orgy.

Friend: Dude, where were you last Friday?

You: We were buttering the popcorn in the locker room.

by Themadpotato55 May 24, 2017

Nipple buttering

The buttering of the nipple and/or surrounding skin. This serves as a moisturizer and lubricant for sexual activities.

The couple found the practiced 'nipple buttering' technique provided the most pleasurable sexual experience.

by TheNippleButterer November 26, 2013

shit-blistering

an extreme form of masochistic behaviour, in which the slave is coated with fecal material until blisters are raised on the skin. Not for the faint-of-heart, or the sane.

The dungeon of his master was where he endured shit-blistering, in order to gain Her approval.

by Lord Uther March 13, 2003

Buttering the toast

When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out to ejacualte on her crotch and start spreading it around like butter on toast.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me cum in her so I ended up buttering the toast

by asian4hire December 5, 2016