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cum blanket

towel favored by a particular man to whipe his jizz on after he whacks the shit out of his chicken
dude, dont lay on that, thats my cum blanket
by 5ki11i0nz0r February 15, 2004
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Blanketsexual

Who makes a sexual relationship with a blanket, not required to be attracted to it
He masturbates with a blanket, he's blanketsexual
by Morad Abdelrasheed June 18, 2020
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blanket time bomb

farting under the sheets and forgetting about it until you put your head under the cover and smell it
holy crap sbc! you just left a blanket time bomb and dont even warn anyone?
by Jay-skiier November 3, 2010
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L-shaped blanket

One of the many movie sex scene clichés when the two actors are under the sheets while the man's chest is exposed and the womans breasts are unexposed, forming a rotated "L".
Oh damn those stupid L-shaped blankets. I get all horny and can't even see the chick's damn tits. I'm turning this shit off and slipping in a porno.
by Damien Dante June 29, 2009
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Banter Blanket

A young professional who looks and acts many years beyond their tender age. Usually sucking all the fun out of situations which involve banter, good chat, LAD Soc, jokes, repartee, and tomfoolery in a fashion that can be compared to that of a fire safety blanket. Office work may also require this individual to become a social hermit at certain times of year. A receding hair line is a prerequisite for this title.
" Is Robert out tonight? "

" No he is being a banter blanket again! "

" Shlad "
by lentonANDdunkirkSOC April 1, 2010
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Blankety

Blankety is the most comonly used definition for soft and cat like, but can also be referred as anything (object or other) can also be regarded as a feeling. really blankety is anything you want it to be because blankety is awsome!
hmm if you feel this its very blankety!

I feel very blankety today because of some other blankety crap!

this is a very blankety drink, just pure blankety-ness

blankety blankety blankety! yeap
by paulos awsomonous radiartus March 15, 2010
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Blanketry

The art of ah.. blankets.

Class 1- apprentice (not yet qualified to fully appreciate any blanket)

Class 2- amateur (a small grasp on blankets, a basic understanding of thread functions, has permission to sleep with a washcloth sized blanket)

Class 3- associate (is able to determine thread count under the guidance of a blanket over-seer, can now sleep with a throw rug)

Class 4- bachelor (has the ability determine thread count with a glance, usually within 50 threads, can sleep with a sheet and pillow)

Class 5- master (has mastered the art of blanketry, is allowed a full bed, equipped with blanket, down comforter, pillows, and sheets. can count any number of threads with a glance, and knows the amount of feathers in a down comforter immediately. must have spent at leas 10 years beneath a blanket at all times to achieve his/her masters in blanketry)

Class 6- professor (the teachers of all lesser blanketeers, knows all the secrets hidden within each thread count of each blanket, ever. can grow blankets from a single down feather, and each of his blankets, pillows, comforters etc. weave themselves. he lives within his blanket, never revealing himself to the world and or his colleges, his blanket is equipped with every necessity he should ever need, including shower, diapers, kitchen, fridge, food, garden, cows, and all cereal corporations)
Mahina- Blanketry Master

Ethan- Blanketry Master

Dan- Blanketry Amateur
by The Blanketry Master July 5, 2010
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