Blueridge

To get taken advantage of by a random black guy when you are blacked out drunk at a party.

Did you hear Michelle got Blueridged last weekend?

by Wilmer May 12, 2006

blumbering

to mumble bullshit, to blumber.

Stop blumbering!

by dgfdbf October 20, 2010

Blumper Decker

The combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
To defecate in the tank of one's toilet while receiving a blowjob.
i.e. To get mad domepiece while releasing the beast into the top of that Faggoty Ann's toilet.

Leopold: My asshole roommate fucked my mom last week, so I asked his mom to come over to 'see which of his clothes not to donate'. I broke out a decadent white zinf at the end, and one thing led to another... Next thing I know I'm getting him back with a blumper decker in his bathroom with his mom.

Lance: My stars, good play.

by Wlllford Brimley September 1, 2010

Blumder

A public works project promoted as progressive, but actually designed to intentionally discourage auto travel, resulting in significantly reduced safety for bicyclists and pedestrians due to increased traffic congestion, and degraded local living conditions.
From Blum + Blunder.
Named after Marty Blum, Mayor of Santa Barbara, who allowed unqualified planners to construct failed projects without approval of the Architectural Board.

The hazardaround pushed through by the sociologineer was another Blumder, causing more congestion and accidents. I'm going another way; I don't want to ride my bike through that chaotic Blumder.

by psnack February 2, 2009

blumperdecker

The act of receiving a blumpkin while taking a shit in the back part of the toilet or otherwise known as an upper decker. For the desired effect you must ejaculate into the toilet bowl and leave unflushed semen in the toilet. Someone will see the semen and procede to flush it unaware that the toilet bowl will now be filled with shit. Its a perfect mash-up of the blumpkin and upper decker

My roomates wouldnt stop leaving the toilet unflushed full of piss so I left them a very surpising blumperdecker

by mypimppony May 4, 2015

blumler

Taking a poo or excreting into a partners mouth then aggressively thrusting her throat (skull fuck)

“Oi tony, never guess what, me and that girl I met did a blumler it was well filthy”

by Dittyskit December 13, 2017

Bulmer

An absolute waste of space and life, doesn't get shit done. Descends from the vermin family and are almost predominantly hairy gays. The absolute worst imaginable type of person. Spends all it's time writing his CV.

"oh you know that twat bulmer?"
"I know him the big fag why?"
"What is the vermin child doing today?"
"Probably writing his CV still."

by Asian_Midge August 1, 2020