bloketastic

Being all that is man.

Coined by one of the hosts of a popular UK car show, Top Gear.

That car is totally bloketastic.

by Cass September 3, 2006

blocean

Fellatio while in the ocean.

Guy 1: While in Mexico, I met this girl and she gave me head in the Ocean!

Guy 2: Nice! Nothing beats a blocean!

by Last Laugh July 14, 2011

Blokescursion

The conjunction of the Australian slang word 'bloke', and 'excursion' - when two males venture out into the world, typically to do manly Australian things, such as riding motorcycles, smoking cigars, fighting sharks and/or wrestling crocodiles.

With the roar of petrol engines and the whiff of cigars, the blokescursion had begun.

by L.A.R.S.O. June 10, 2016

bloecher

One who makes up thier own nickname.

Silly bloecher wants me to call him pump c!!

by Maintenance 101 December 18, 2018

Dusty Bloke

Anal and obnoxiously annoying punks. Also referred as dried dingleberries in which they are hard and painful to remove.

"Alexis is being such a Dusty Bloke"

by Charlie bearded dragon January 25, 2016

Bean bloke

An odd type of fellow who often poses with orange hair and has a beanish aroma. Their heads are often 'bean' shaped and with this comes significant advantages in the realm of bean cooking, tasting and philosophy. Many often work for the head beanist (currently Sean Bean) who is the leader of the Beanism movement.

"Oi bruv! That Anthony fella is meant to be a bean bloke!" exclaimed Timothy.

"Blooming heck matey! I believe you are right!?" cried Frederick.

"We should be cautious around that porbis, that's for sure." replied Timothy

by Bean_man!11 February 11, 2023

Bloemfontein

1. The capital city of the Free State province in South Africa, also considered the stronghold of English-resisting, traditional Afrikaners. Afrikaans music and sosaties abound here. Not for the faint-hearted.

John: Hey dude, why is Piet dressed in khaki shorts and a two-tone shirt?

Paul: Dude, he's from Bloemfontein.

by Silversword April 17, 2011