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blocking

The simple yet incredibly satisfactory act of walking round the block. It is the perfect thing to do when bored, and stimulates conversation, friendship and oddly also spontaneous dragon-baby abduction.
The fundamental rule of blocking is: do not retrace your steps!
Blocking also highly condemns the wearing of yellow socks.
Blocker 1: dude im bored.
Blocker 2: wanna go for a block?
Blocker 1: hell no your wearing yellow socks
R.i.P blocker 2
thats blocking
by mentalgeorge September 24, 2012
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blocking

The act of walking "around the block" without retracing your footsteps and always finishing where you started. You may only block where there is a path or a street so most people practice it in urban areas. Also, no blocker may ever wear yellow socks!
Let's go blocking.
by hairballfuzz September 30, 2012
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Blooming Onion

Placing one's fist into another's rectum (also known as fisting) and then proceeding to fanning open the hand and fingers, creating a blooming onion-like appearance.
I gave Kirk a blooming onion after he passed out.
by Taylor, B November 12, 2005
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IU_Bloomington

Indiana University - Bloomington, best known public university of Indiana. One of the Big Ten Universities in America. Famous for its:

- Kelley School of Business
- Music School
- Education
- SPEA
- The campus and its architectures
- IU Basket Ball team; Soccer team; etc.

It is an all-rounded university with a diverse students population. It is the rising-star of Indiana,
check out www.iub.edu on the Internet, more details about IU_Bloomington
by YS_Overseas November 10, 2007
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Blocking the cock

When someone prevents, accidentally or intentionally, two people from having a conversation or intercourse. Blocking the cock can be done by jumping into an existing conversation, positioning oneself between two other people, or drawing attention to oneself.
Girl A: Nick and I were talking when Sophia comes over and starts asking me about homework!

Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock
by blocking the cock June 15, 2011
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Bloomington Party Pooper

Meet an attractive lady at a party. Take her to a private area. Fuck her in the ass hoping that some shit comes out on your dick. Wipe shit off cock with either hand. Then on the way back to the party gently stroke the back of her head depositing her own shit in her hair. Hope everyone sees this and she starts running away crying.
Hey Dan did you see that girl with shit in her hair at the party?? Some genius must have given her the old Bloomington Party Pooper. Yeah... It was me.
by R.R. WMD October 19, 2007
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kroc blocking

effectively denying access to mcdonald's fare
i couldn't get my mcthing on because a bus load of oldsters was cramming the counters and completely kroc blocking my stuff.

a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.
by lexicali slim September 15, 2009
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