blomquist

A badass. Likes riding motor vehicles

Man that Blomquist is a badass

by Blomquist November 24, 2017

drop a bloof

taking a shit

I think I need to go drop a bloof

by notknell November 13, 2009

Bloof

Getting a blow job while smoking marijuana.

A bloof is lighting up while a person is sucking on your dick.

by Chode Muffin November 29, 2010

bloof

v. To explode romantically

n. A romantic explosion

My computer short-circuited when I bloofed all over the keyboard.

by jew_swoggle May 8, 2009

Blome

A combination of two words: Blow and me hence blome. If peple get confused when you say it just tell them to spell it out.

Guy: Just shutup and blome.
Girl: What?!? I dont get it!
Guy: Just spell it out.
Girl: B-L-O-M-E. Ohh I get it now....

by white meat March 20, 2009

David blim blim blom

Don't you just hate it when you cant remember someones name and they are standing right there?? And you consiously stand there think freakin hell man what do i say?? coz i just dont want to look like a pratt. well all you do is call them david blim blim blom. not only do you make them laugh but you dont come out looking like a jack ass.

(phone rings)
caller- Hey how are you?
Receiver - fine just out wit frinds right now!
caller- oh who are you with?
Reciver- Sarah, John, Tiffany and erm .. David blim blim blom.
caller- HaHaHAHAHA
Person who you forgot- HaHaHaHaHa shes such a joker dont you just love her.
Receiver- phew

by larny October 7, 2007

Blomker

taking it while going to the bathroom

Horny Truckers releasing stress and a load. Butch got blomkered by the bigger male while peeing all over the walls.

by tennisstudforreal January 8, 2008