Shock Block

1. The act of emotionally spoiling the content of a TV show, movie, or book for another person, making the other person aware of what emotions they will feel after watching or reading.

2. When someone tells you the ending is "GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND" and then it doesn't because you knew it would.

3. When someone tells you how much they cried after last night's episode of Game of Thrones.

AKA: Emotional Spoiler, Sob Rob, Feel Steal

"Awww dude, last night's episode of Grey's had me balling my f*#king eyes out."
"Damn it man, you totally just Shock Blocked me!"

by SSOS February 10, 2015

Art Block

When an artist, may it be anime or not, finds his or herself at a lack of ideas.

Person 1: I havent seen any new art from you lately dude!

Person 2: I know...I have nothing to draw!

Person 1: Sounds like a heavy case of art block....

by Teh Little Detective May 24, 2009

running block

When you take the fat chick so your friend can get with the hot friend. Very similar to a wingman.

I'm running block, turn the lights down low, don't want no one to know, I tried to drink her skinny but shes still about 215.

by T-Zew May 26, 2006

Oblivious Cock Block

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.

Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"

by StonedSteve March 8, 2009

Goth Blocked

When seeing a group of one or more goth people prevents you from carrying out your intended activity. Somehow seeing these black clad punks (who usually turn out to be pretty nice people) is enough to deter you from your intended path or destination and so you wander elsewhere to avoid feeling awkward because you are too scared to walk past them, thinking that they might attack you with their shiny pants and throw tubes of black eyeliner at you.

DISCLAIMER: I did not make up "goth blocked" I saw it on a youtube video and thought it would be a worthy addition to Urban Dictionary. Don't sue me!!!! All originality of this phrase I credit to TheRealParis (youtube name). Don't hate me Paris. <3

Dude, I was running a slew of errands and I was going to walk into Target but there were these Goths hanging out right in the entrance so I didn't go in.

I've been Goth Blocked.

by colour January 28, 2010

Art block

A FUCKING BAD THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ALL ARTISTS! I FUCKING HATE YOU ART BLOCK!

Bitch: OMG! WHERES MY FUCKING ART I REQUESTED?!
Me: I'm on an art block
Bitch: WELL TO BAD GET ON WITH IT!

by Edgypotato May 19, 2018

blocked leak

When you just finished busting a fat nut with the help of your phone and then having to piss right after. The piss does not come out easily thanks to that excess nut leaving you with a blocked leak.

Joey: "Dude!! How long is it taking Brandon to piss!!"

Aaron: " He was probably beating his meat and then started suffering from blocked leak again. It always happens with him."

by iLiterallydonotmisslmaoooo July 21, 2017