Verb meaning complete relaxation (usually in the afternoon but possibly spanning all day) without any sense of guilt due to lack of mandatory things to do
I blobbed myself all day today! Watched Desperate Housewives, ate chocolate and cooked some Nigella-food and ATE IT. T'was epicdary!
by (One). August 16, 2010
Get the Blobmug. Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.
by ijackoff2u January 23, 2011
Get the the blobmug. 
A Blob is someone who is not only over-weight, but as well as an overall jerk to the vast majority of people.
You Blob!
by Snuffleuffleguss December 20, 2018
Get the Blobmug. sitting in the garage and gazing at a lava lamp, while monty does a play by play commentary on the lumps of lava floating around the lamp to annoy bogan.
by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007
Get the blob by blob commentarymug. The mass of testicles that are created when multiple males rest their scrota on a female's (or male's) head or face.
Spencer's eyes, nose, mouth, and right ear were completely covered by a muffin blob last Thursday night.
by 7200A December 5, 2007
Get the Muffin blobmug. A person who blocks the pavement (or sidewalk) either by being incredibly fat, carrying bags or wearing an insanely massive coat while walking slowly and being totally oblivious to people behind them trying to get passed.
person at home: Dude where were you all this time? you said you'd be here an hour ago.
Person at the door: Don't even get me started! I was all on time until I got blocked by this pavement blob in front of me who had her headphones on and it sure wasn't an exercise tape she was listening to!!!
person at home: Yeah I totally hate pavement blobs
Person at the door: Me too, so quit being a door blob and let me in!!
Person at the door: Don't even get me started! I was all on time until I got blocked by this pavement blob in front of me who had her headphones on and it sure wasn't an exercise tape she was listening to!!!
person at home: Yeah I totally hate pavement blobs
Person at the door: Me too, so quit being a door blob and let me in!!
by Ad.Co January 26, 2010
Get the Pavement Blobmug.