A northern english term used to describe a better decision. It stems back from when a Bradford City football (soccer) game sold out of seats. The commentator joked about how he would use a blimp to see the awesome match continue before his eyes if he did not have a seat. The other commentator laughed and the term soon became frequent in Bradford City chants and other every-day usage.
Cop 1: FUCK! hes getting away
Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!
Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..
Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..
Cop 1: next time ey?
Cop 2: yeah..
Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!
Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..
Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..
Cop 1: next time ey?
Cop 2: yeah..
by The Lockwood March 2, 2009
Get the Blimp Option mug.(noun) Derived from a combination of a blow job and a rim job.
Involves simultaneously giving a man oral sex and analingus.
Requires either a long penis on one end, or just a long tongue nearby.
Often difficult to execute properly due to the rigid nature of an erect penis making bending it backward quite difficult, this is a rewarding experience nonetheless.
Mostly for the receiving man, of course.
Involves simultaneously giving a man oral sex and analingus.
Requires either a long penis on one end, or just a long tongue nearby.
Often difficult to execute properly due to the rigid nature of an erect penis making bending it backward quite difficult, this is a rewarding experience nonetheless.
Mostly for the receiving man, of course.
"A blim job is not impossible," the professor exclaimed.
"You just have to be able to do it yourself or have a man nearby who can do most of the work."
"You just have to be able to do it yourself or have a man nearby who can do most of the work."
by eb_dekalb September 15, 2010
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Get the Blinsin mug.Positive: Gawd Blimey, I've only gone and won the bleeding lottery ain't I?
Negative: Gawd Blimey , my piles are playing up something terrible today!
Negative: Gawd Blimey , my piles are playing up something terrible today!
by Ivor Grumble May 4, 2016
Get the gawd blimey mug.blimm: barely laughing in my mind
Instead of using 'lol' which stands for 'laughing out loud', use blimm when you're really just 'barely laughing in your mind'.
Instead of using 'lol' which stands for 'laughing out loud', use blimm when you're really just 'barely laughing in your mind'.
In an IM
friend1: hey dude, i just watched south park's newest episode. wasn't that hilarious?
friend2: blimm it was so great!
friend1: hey dude, i just watched south park's newest episode. wasn't that hilarious?
friend2: blimm it was so great!
by k-zaj September 12, 2009
Get the blimm mug.A long range shot in Call of Duty: United offensive (Base Assult) usally across a map from a tank or Flak 88 in effort to cover a plant in a base, kill another 88, spawn kill, or open an enemy base. This name is from |CZ|zBlimp who knows mostly all of these types of shots.
Example 1
|CZ|SMOKE: How the hell are they hitting our 3??
|CZ|N@cho: Thats a Blimp Shot
Example 2
|CZ|Trooper: They are opening our 1
|CZ|BAMA: Yep, zBlimp is on the 88 again
|CZ|SMOKE: How the hell are they hitting our 3??
|CZ|N@cho: Thats a Blimp Shot
Example 2
|CZ|Trooper: They are opening our 1
|CZ|BAMA: Yep, zBlimp is on the 88 again
by |CZ| Dr. Nick June 16, 2008
Get the Blimp Shot mug.When two portly, naked, upper class gentlemen engage in the ancient and noble game of jousting with their reproduction appendages in one of their finely adorned bedchambers.
'My word, you're looking splendid this evening Lord Hardwood! Shall we lose these garments and retire to my living quarters?'
'Indubitably good sir, Blimp Jousting is it?'
'Indubitably good sir, Blimp Jousting is it?'
by Beenie Blackbuckles October 12, 2011
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