Blaspheem

when someone blatantly lies to your face

person 1: The sky is always green person 2: Dont BLASPHEEM at me like that

by Callabong December 4, 2010

Brolasphemy

A violation of the sacred "bros before hoes" decree.

Dave: Hey Gary, are you still down to watch the game tonight with the guys?
Gary: Sorry man, I promised my girlfriend I'd go rollerblading with her.
Dave: This is brolasphemy!

by mjad July 31, 2012

Blasphmemer

one who blasphmemes.

one who memes irreverently.

just a real stinker. posts nothing but the worst things possible in the discord server.

"blasphmemer, thou shall not post trash in the general chat."

"mikey got banned from the VC the other day. blasphmemer had 30 year old jpegs clogging up the feed."

by flaccid grass December 5, 2022

blahphemy

claiming to do something better than chuck norris or vin diesel

- "With all my intense training, soon my kick will be stronger than Chuck Norris'es"
- "Blahphemy!"

by tormentor December 7, 2006

blashamy

The coolest made-up word ever said!

Complete Blashamy!

by Yahooyas29 February 1, 2004

blasphemer

One who commits acts of Blasphemy on a regular basis.

John Doe is a Blasphemer!!! He is going to hell!!!

by Josh January 7, 2004

Blasphemer

...1-One who has a mind of their own and chooses to question in disbelief all biblical, religious,esoteric and cannonized writings...2-Disregard for belief systems. 3-a person who speaks disrespectfully of sacred things. 4-a person who does is not devoted to a deity

Go fuck yourself and your crippled Christ..fuck your god.The concept of god is for the shepherds poor little sheep...are you a follower or a leader...I am my own God..therefor I am GOD..I am BLASPHEME...I am BLASPHEMER I an LUCIFERIAN......

by lucifer667 February 12, 2010