The day after thanksgiving, while consumer America consumes, the rest of us get fucked up.
Self medicating turkey hangovers with 5-9 shots and a few beers is common practice on blacked friday.
Self medicating turkey hangovers with 5-9 shots and a few beers is common practice on blacked friday.
by Harriet Plugman November 25, 2017
Get the blacked fridaymug. Verb
v: the act of fucking a black female (or male, we don't judge) twice, using the same condom both times, because it is such a good deal
v: the act of fucking a black female (or male, we don't judge) twice, using the same condom both times, because it is such a good deal
Jim: How'd your date go last night?
Turner: I black fridayed the shit out of that hoe last night son.
Jim: Thats dirty and economical!
Turner: I black fridayed the shit out of that hoe last night son.
Jim: Thats dirty and economical!
by G-Lover69 December 10, 2013
Get the Black Fridaymug. A day of mass holiday shopping. Originally, black Friday happened the Friday after Thanksgiving, but has since been moved to the day of Thanksgiving (6 p.m. to 1 a.m.) for unknown reasons.
So after we eat Thanksgiving lunch with the family, do you want to go Black Friday shopping?
Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.
Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.
by Dude1234567890 February 29, 2016
Get the Black Fridaymug. THe real life version of the hunger games when after being grateful and stuff the day before on thanksgiving, you turn very greedy for a tv or a computer and camp out in a store for days.
by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019
Get the Black Fridaymug. American: dude black friday is worse than running with the bulls
Italian: dude running with the bulls is worse than black friday
Italian: dude running with the bulls is worse than black friday
by Wedge5104 March 17, 2016
Get the Black Fridaymug. Rhoda went to the mall for Black Friday to go buy a swimming suit but when she entered the store she got trampled by all these people.
by lizzie12345678910 April 17, 2016
Get the Black Fridaymug. A day where people claw eachother to get low prices on things they don't need just hours after giving thanks for what they already have.
Avery: Ready for some Black Friday shopping?! Let's go get some amazing deals!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!
by Badasswithacause November 25, 2016
Get the Black Fridaymug.