by Funny ape July 21, 2022
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v: the act of fucking a black female (or male, we don't judge) twice, using the same condom both times, because it is such a good deal
v: the act of fucking a black female (or male, we don't judge) twice, using the same condom both times, because it is such a good deal
Jim: How'd your date go last night?
Turner: I black fridayed the shit out of that hoe last night son.
Jim: Thats dirty and economical!
Turner: I black fridayed the shit out of that hoe last night son.
Jim: Thats dirty and economical!
by G-Lover69 December 10, 2013
Get the Black Friday mug.A special occurrence when pay day Friday, the first day of the month(for benefits) occur on the same day.
by tractordealer August 4, 2014
Get the Black Friday mug.A day where people claw eachother to get low prices on things they don't need just hours after giving thanks for what they already have.
Avery: Ready for some Black Friday shopping?! Let's go get some amazing deals!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!
by Badasswithacause November 25, 2016
Get the Black Friday mug.A day of mass holiday shopping. Originally, black Friday happened the Friday after Thanksgiving, but has since been moved to the day of Thanksgiving (6 p.m. to 1 a.m.) for unknown reasons.
So after we eat Thanksgiving lunch with the family, do you want to go Black Friday shopping?
Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.
Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.
by Dude1234567890 February 29, 2016
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Italian: dude running with the bulls is worse than black friday
Italian: dude running with the bulls is worse than black friday
by Wedge5104 March 17, 2016
Get the Black Friday mug.A time in the year were every one lines up and acts like bitches. They just want fucking discounts. After a day where every one becomes common fat asses.
man: why u fat
man 2: sorry i am bigger than they store
store worker: its time
man 2: i dont feel well
(man2 blows up noise)
man: why u fat
man 2: sorry i am bigger than they store
store worker: its time
man 2: i dont feel well
(man2 blows up noise)
by vsco peanut November 5, 2019
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