Bishop Lamont

The man who will save the West Coast and lay that Dirty South crunk bullshit to rest. With Dre behind him he will be a very large success. As he says in a very ill song "No Stoppin Carson"

"The CPT hook up with Carson DA on the map now the whole hood hoppin, Dre got my back so there ain't no stoppin"

Yo dog, you listen to Bishop Lamont? His shit runs deep.

by WESTSIDEBESTSIDE January 23, 2009

Stinking Bishop

A cock that secretes a profuse amount of knob cheese.

A: Dude check it out it's Stuey B!
B: What a stinking bishop

by Heli February 21, 2005

bishop in a turtleneck

The uncircumsized penis. First used in Hedwig and the Angry Inch

"Hedwig: Luther is silent for a moment, as he stares at
my little Bishop-in-a-turtleneck."

by kith September 12, 2004

Bash The Bishop

To masturbate the male penis. A reference to the similarity of an erect penis to the shape of a classic Bishop chess piece.

Bash the Bishop: "I caught my little brother bashing his Bishop for the first time yesterday"

by snakehands July 7, 2010

as the actress said to the bishop

Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".

"as the actress said to the bishop"

by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005

Polish the Bishop

To Jerk off, masturbate.

"When Ron is alone, he likes to polish the bishop"

by Ironmike2018 December 28, 2005

Bishop's Licence

The Bishop's Licence is bestowed upon a gentleman when his wife is down the shops or otherwise engaged away from the house, and confers on him the right, nay, the duty to wank himself blind.

Bloke 1: You coming down the pub, Bruce?

Bloke 2: Nah Bruce, the missus's at her sister's, I've got the Bishop's Licence.

by hydraulis November 19, 2011