bonerable

when you are very vulnerable to get a boner

I am in a very bonerable position right now

by bonerable March 29, 2019

Miserablenessness

What sanaya is A SAD PIECE OF DICK

“Why are laughing at my miserablenessness

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by Mydickandpussyitch December 1, 2019

Viserable

Visually appearing miserable, Unhappy and/or disgusted, depressed, lifeless.

Similar to Permanent Bitch Face and/or Resting Bitch Face. Non gender and/or race biased.

The weather was beautiful yesterday, today its raining and viserable outside.

You where happy yesterday morning with sunshine and today you're viserable because it's raining.

by Nonfatyoga March 28, 2020

Miserable Failure

The 2011 Boston Red Sox

Marvin partnered up with Alicia in a Mixed Doubles Tennis match against Graham and Evelyn, they led 6-0 5-0 40-0, but lost the match 6-0, 5-7, 0-6, what a miserable failure!

by PhoenixGamer34 July 24, 2021

miserable

Someone with no joy in their life.

Jordana Belfort- I have nothing to hide. What will it take to get you to look the other way?

Investigator- Are you trying to bribe me?

Jordana Belfort- Get off my boat you miserable prick. As soon as you're gone I'm going to lick some caviar off my husband's nutsack!

by The Original Agahnim October 8, 2021

Miserable Maggie

A term used to describe someone who can’t give blowjobs. The experience is usually very short, dry and overall *miserable*.

Person 1: “Hey! How did last night go?”

Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”

by thiccmamas2012 February 23, 2022

Bonerable

Being so fine, one can cause a spontaneous boner at any time.

Guy 1: "Man, you see that chick bent down over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's definitely bonerable right now."
Chick: "Is that a flashlight in your pocket?"

by LexBlaze2x July 22, 2022