when you drop a turd into the toilet and the splash-back hits your ass and genital regions. Not as hygienic as a standard bidet. May have been the motivating force in the invention of the real bidet. The higher the toilet seat is above the toilet water, the better chance you are using a hillbilly bidet and not a toilet.
by bambrew August 23, 2011
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When you take a shit and sit above a pussy that's squirting fountain from female orgasm to clean your asshole.
When you take a shit and sit above a pussy that's squirting fountain from female orgasm to clean your asshole.
Barbara, I'm gonna have to take a dump, get your pussy ready to give me an Alabama Hot Bidet! Thanks.
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Get the bidet mug.When one flushes the toilet while sitting on it causing the water to cleanse their ass like a bidet would do. For maximum efficiency it is recommended that one should dip their ass slightly into the bowl of the toilet, thus splashing more water between the cheeks.
When making use of the ghetto bidet one should make sure the toilet is empty. You do not want a cold wave of piss showering your anus.
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