Wipe it to beige

The act of partially wiping one’s anus post defecation. A phrase popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist, Kunt and the Gang.

Just wipe it to beige, let me in and then go and finish off your poo.

by the people's champion 1993 February 14, 2021

Beigian

An Asian, who is not quite black or white he is beige

Akshay- Is it coz im black?
Joanne- YOUR NOT BLACK
Akshay- Sorry is it coz im a Beigian

by WillSmithLover94 March 15, 2009

Beignet

Only the most delicious, french, deep-fried doghnut you'll ever taste. Also comes coated in sugar. Its native habitat can be found in the jungles of New-Orleans.

1: Hey Bro, Wanna go get something to eat.
2: Sure bro, Café du Monde has some sweet-ass beignets.
1: What you think I'm made outa money?

by orbsa February 14, 2012

beige

(noun) Replacement of Epic

(verb) Replacement of Pwned

e.g. those flying monkeys were totally beige!
or,
e.g. dude, you just got beiged with that your mom joke!

by Kopachio Sanchez May 12, 2009

beige

A word for people of undetermined race. A person whose skin is beige, making it impossible to figure out their ancestry as they are darker than a white person but lighter than a black person, but not Latino or Asian. Can get away with race jokes and blend into all crowds because no one knows what their deal is.

Check out that beige guy, blending in with the brown kids.

by crackbaby megan May 13, 2006

beige

'Lithgae, Scotland' A word takin from a Billy Connely show in which he refers to a beige jobby in a train toilet.
Now used as a term to describe oneself as feeling beige whilst either seriously under the influence of substances or suffering from such indulgence.

1) Am beige as fuck man.

2) Can't be arsed am too beige.

by Jonz November 20, 2006

Beigehorte

A trendy young person, so named after thier fondness of wearing the colour beige, often seen in sandels, with Beckham hair.

David Beckham. Blue. Hollyoaks.

by Neil Pettitt November 12, 2003