bendit

The best dog in the world... 11/10 would dog again.

Hi bendit how ya doing.

by GoPelican1982 May 14, 2018

beedi

a small thin type of cigarette originating from india

"Yo son, can i hit that beedi?"
"Sure."
*EXHALES* "Yeeee, thats that good beedi mane"

by Kid Creepy May 12, 2020

Bedit

A birthday edit

I am going to make 'so-and-so' a bedit tomorrow

by ifyouknowwhothisiscongrats October 12, 2020

BeemIt

Designed for woman too ugly to gain a following on Instagram, who have accrued an army of simps on Twitter, that has allowed their egos to inflate bigger than their waistline.

Not a single person in this establishment is attracted to me, let me check if one of my online simps will buy me a drink on BeemIt

by Golden_Paddy July 14, 2023

beditis

A disease of never wanting to stop having sex in your bed

I cant stop fucking you sasha I have beditis

by anonymous June 29, 2024

Callum Beedie

A ginger of Australian descent. After a long voyage on a cruise ship, spending most his childhood as a Queef Merchant apprentice, he arrived naked and hairless on the Aberdeen shore. He is commonly found in a male strip club licking the sweat off the used poles.

"Hey phil, i kinda dirtied pole number 5. could you call Callum beedie to come clean it" Gary Wayne Coleman, veteran gay stripper

by Mary queen of sluts March 28, 2023

trans-incidental beditation

n. Random, uncaring sex with a person of uncertain gender.

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Did you hook up with that odd sparkler you were dancing with last night?

Nah. I'm no longer into trans-incidental beditation.

Been hurt too much?

No. Not enough.

by gnostic 1 October 22, 2013