adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017

Batman's Bedtime

Dawn, when the night is over and it's time to crash.

We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.

by arf79 July 20, 2023

bedtime paradox

A thing that you think of before you go to sleep that keeps you up to two in the morning, while you despise the thing that made you think it.

What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
-Brought to you by Rayne Jenkins

"OH MIIII GOOODDDD" FRIGGING BEDTIME PARADOX

by Aberaham Lincoln November 18, 2017

Bedtime Bipolars

When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.

Kid: Where’s Mom?

Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.

by anonymous September 30, 2023

bedtime gift

The good good before you go to bed.

Let me see that bedtime gift asked joe !

by Bedtime gift October 5, 2017

be my bedtime

when you want someone to be ur bestie but you're too scared to ask them.

Jim : be my bedtime?

Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime

by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 27, 2022