bedtime funtime

alternate word for sleepover, meaning that sexual activities will take place.

phil: Hey! Would you like to come over for bedtime funtime?
janice: Why yes, I'd be delighted to!

by #brunogang April 04, 2020

social bedtime

“Social Bedtime” when you tell everyone that you’re going to sleep for the evening therefore you’ve finished interacting by text, phone, and social media for that particular day. If, by chance, they happen to see you “online” after you’ve announced your social bedtime it would be improper etiquette for them to then comment or contact via those various social media outlets.

It’s been a long day and as it’s my social bedtime I’ll catch up with you later!

by clb628 March 07, 2024

bedtime gift

The good good before you go to bed.

Let me see that bedtime gift asked joe !

by Bedtime gift October 05, 2017

bedtime-beats

masturbating right before you go to sleep

Man, I really need to lay off the bedtime-beats

by mgg528 July 07, 2011

adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 14, 2017

bedtime paradox

A thing that you think of before you go to sleep that keeps you up to two in the morning, while you despise the thing that made you think it.

What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
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"OH MIIII GOOODDDD" FRIGGING BEDTIME PARADOX

by Aberaham Lincoln November 18, 2017