bedtime-beats

masturbating right before you go to sleep

Man, I really need to lay off the bedtime-beats

by mgg528 July 7, 2011

be my bedtime

when u want to be someone's bestie but you're too scared to ask them.

Jim : be my bedtime?
Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime!!

by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 27, 2022

shhh... bedtime.

a nice/cute way to say "shut up."

someone is being too loud or being a jerk, so you say "shhh... bedtime."

by josie comeshome April 27, 2014

bedtime funtime

alternate word for sleepover, meaning that sexual activities will take place.

phil: Hey! Would you like to come over for bedtime funtime?
janice: Why yes, I'd be delighted to!

by #brunogang April 3, 2020

Bedtime Salad

A euphemism for sex, specifically related to the wetness of tomatoes

Do you want to come round for a bedtime salad

by lotcrossbuns November 5, 2021

be my bedtime

when you want someone to be ur bestie but you're too scared to ask them.

Jim : be my bedtime?

Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime

by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 27, 2022