bedophile

someone who loves to sleep

i napped all day, i'm such a bedophile

by monkey12345 April 11, 2008

Bedo

Bedo is literally the most crackhead badass bitch you will ever meet in your life. She could kick anyone’s ass including Gety with ease. Bedo doesn’t give no fucks about anything as she will laugh like this: HAHAHAHAAH and have random spasms like this VHDUBEGEJFNGNTJR. Bedo is always cold for some reason and needs a heated jacket and also gets very pissed all the time. Don’t fuck with Bedo.

It’s a wild Bedo

by Gety May 21, 2020

bedonkey

noun. Large rear-end, esp. the Human butt.

Look at that woman over there. Boy, she's got a bedonkey!

by Robert Ricketts April 29, 2005

Bedouped

One to be Bedouped. Being instant messaged while not being at the computer.

Sarah bedouped me during school...that bitch

by HeadcrabSappinMySentry?!?! July 5, 2009

Bedonged

Has a penis

Did you watch that Lady Gaga video where it looks like she(?) is bedonged?

by Some Dude With a Penis September 1, 2009

bedassle

The art of bedazzle ing your asshole.

Dude, my girlfriend just bedassled my asshole and it looks like a Picasso.

by See-more Buttz November 22, 2018

Bedskimo Bros

Two bros who have fucked the same girl in the same bed. To acquire this level is to become bedskimo bros.

“Yo just got done fucking Sarah over in the motel 6.” “What room?” “256...” “No fucking way bro! We’re bedskimo bros”

by ThePriest69420 October 24, 2020