bedding

another word for sleeping

Lates yo, i'm bedding.

by kenny123 May 14, 2006

beating

A reference for sexual intercourse when the word Fuck can't be used due to your setting or being inappropriate.

Sorry I didn't answer your call last night. I was beating hole.

by blunt but funny January 1, 2016

bill beating

Something that is overtly expensive and not worth the money, hence damage to your wallet. Also known as a "Double B."

I took a bill beating on all those crappy rides at the state fair.

by E Style November 20, 2006

Beating the monkey

Pleasuring one's self near the groin area.

"I found a picture of my ex-girlfriend nude and my mother caught me beating the monkey."

by yungmunch February 12, 2010

beddington

Brother of Paddington Bear, Beddingtons life got off to a bad start as his brother was appreciated more than he.

Beddington has long black hair with pink roots and unfortunately suffers from hairloss, often when he is insulted or upsetugh which he introduces himself.

Beddington is in a band called "Beddington's Band". (Backing musicians include Jimi Hendrix, Freddie Mercury, and Kurt Cobain). Hits include "I am Beddy","Beddington is me" and "I am Beddington".

Beddington smashed a tv shop window after seeing his brother on the screen in the window. He was tried and released on special measures. Beddington then left Paddington on Paddington Station.

He has a friend, calld kloot.

"I am called Beddington."

by emily scarrott July 14, 2006

Beating the meat

slang term for wanking/masturbating.

'you know what turns your mum on, when im beating the meat'

by Crocombe June 4, 2004

Bedding Crasher

I person who shacks up in your bed for a night and destroys it. This person generally hogs the bed, rips the neatly tucked sheets to one side of your bed, and somehow manages to have your comforter hanging halfway off of your bed. These people have also been known to wet your bed as well as puke in it.

Dude, Suzie is a Bedding Crasher, you gonna want to avoid her like the plague.

by nickyrj June 4, 2007