The ultimate badass introduction. Say this upon meeting someone tough and they'll never mess with you.
by Gary Trimarchi November 4, 2007
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the highest compliment one can give a seemingly ordinary person for acts of spontaneous or sometimes unnoticed heroics
the highest compliment one can give a seemingly ordinary person for acts of spontaneous or sometimes unnoticed heroics
William: "Whoa, did you see that guy just disarm the bank robber before he could hurt anyone?"
Alan: "He is batman!"
Also seen in an episode of Seinfeld when George refers to Kramer as batman
Alan: "He is batman!"
Also seen in an episode of Seinfeld when George refers to Kramer as batman
by daemonbellum December 31, 2009
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planking from an inverted position so that your feet are flexed on the top of an object. gives the appearance that one is a bat, or batman
by amann24 August 30, 2011
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Judge: "John J. Johnson, you were condemned to die by jury of your peers and sentenced by good-standing judge of this state. Do you have anything to say before you sentence is carried out?"
You: " I'm Batman."
Judge: "RAPE MY ASS AND CALL ME JUDY. Case dismissed!!"
You: " I'm Batman."
Judge: "RAPE MY ASS AND CALL ME JUDY. Case dismissed!!"
by ICanSeeYouFap June 28, 2011
Get the I'm Batman mug.Batman is a 1989 American superhero film directed by Tim Burton. Based on the DC Comics character of the same name, the film stars Michael Keaton in the title role, as well as Jack Nicholson, Kim Basinger, Robert Wuhl, Michael Gough, Pat Hingle, Billy Dee Williams, and Jack Palance. The film, in which Batman deals with the rise of a costumed criminal known as "The Joker", was the first installment of Warner Bros.' initial Batman film series.
Batman (1989 film):
(Batman dangles a mugger over the side of a building)
Nic: Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!
Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
Nic: What are you?
Batman: I'm Batman.
(Jack Napier is confronted with Batman for the first time)
Jack Napier: Nice outfit!
The Joker: I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.
The Joker: Never rub another man's rhubarb.
The Joker: Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Bruce Wayne: What?
The Joker: I always ask that of all my prey. I just... like the sound of it.
(shoots him)
The Joker: Have you shipped a million of those things?
Scientist at Axis Chemicals: Yes sir!
The Joker: Ship 'em ALL! We're gonna take 'em out a WHOLE NEW DOOR!
The Joker: And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS!
(the Batwing is flying at The Joker)
The Joker: Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch! Come to me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Come on!
Batman: I'm going to kill you!
The Joker: You IDIOT! You made me. Remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try.
Batman: I know you did.
(punches him again)
(Batman dangles a mugger over the side of a building)
Nic: Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!
Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
Nic: What are you?
Batman: I'm Batman.
(Jack Napier is confronted with Batman for the first time)
Jack Napier: Nice outfit!
The Joker: I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.
The Joker: Never rub another man's rhubarb.
The Joker: Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Bruce Wayne: What?
The Joker: I always ask that of all my prey. I just... like the sound of it.
(shoots him)
The Joker: Have you shipped a million of those things?
Scientist at Axis Chemicals: Yes sir!
The Joker: Ship 'em ALL! We're gonna take 'em out a WHOLE NEW DOOR!
The Joker: And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS!
(the Batwing is flying at The Joker)
The Joker: Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch! Come to me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Come on!
Batman: I'm going to kill you!
The Joker: You IDIOT! You made me. Remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try.
Batman: I know you did.
(punches him again)
by The Centurion July 8, 2012
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This game brought many things to the table that the other games didn't.
Example: Bat-mobile, a new villain The Arkham Knight, interaction with many villains, a new Bat-Suit, and badass Bat-mobile/tank combat
This game brought many things to the table that the other games didn't.
Example: Bat-mobile, a new villain The Arkham Knight, interaction with many villains, a new Bat-Suit, and badass Bat-mobile/tank combat
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