the highest compliment one can give a seemingly ordinary person for acts of spontaneous or sometimes unnoticed heroics
William: "Whoa, did you see that guy just disarm the bank robber before he could hurt anyone?"
Alan: "He is batman!"
Also seen in an episode of Seinfeld when George refers to Kramer as batman
A trivial activity often hindering a more important task
similar to simply BSing around
Etymology: the song "Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer"
Alen: "hey man, check this out."
William: "Damn it Alen, I don't have time for your stupid reindeer games!"
Spinoff of WWJD
for Jesus, this acronym stands for What Would Conan (the Barbarian) Do? Often used by the manliest of men to follow the right course of action when facing a moral dilemma.
Alan: So what did you do when that chick was getting mugged last night? <he had run away from the scuffle>
William: I asked myself WWCD? So sure enough I gutted those cowardly dogs and bedded the grateful wench.
Alan: Damn, that's amazing, I can't believe I criticized you for wearing a sword all the time.
the act of of cleaning the inside of a toilet bowl from lingering feces by direct urination in subsequent visits to the restroom.
Alan: I took a huge dump this morning that one flush couldn't quite erase. Luckily a whiz clean rectified the problem before my guests arrived.
William: I need to make new friends.