Barking Spider

A rare species of spider classified as Flatus-Arachnid, more commonly known as The Barking Spider. Dating back to Prehistoric times it is the only species of its kind to warn its prey by expelling air from its body, and releasing a nauseous odor. Extremely small it likes to hide in tight spaces like the pockets on jeans, and interacts, and is associated with most living beings.

Dude did you fart? No it's those damn!!! Barking Spiders.

by Tasty Beverage October 31, 2008

barking at the ants

Vomiting (esp. in the street)

Landlord: "You look rough mate"
Gus: "I know, I've been barking at the ants all evening, I think it's your dodgy beer"
Landlord: "Well you did drink 19 pints of it"

by TommyJJ March 8, 2006

barking

1. When speaking loudly, to a shout, just to get a strangers attention.

2. When speaking loudly in a close or sound sensitive setting. ( vehicle, house, comedy club, etc.. )

barking¹ - HEY BABY WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

barking² - (at a funeral ) HEY WHO WAS THIS BASTARD ANYWAYS?

synonyms: shouting, yelling, screaming

by UnknowableOne June 20, 2016

Barringering

Finger banging a girl, preferably with the “Tiger Claw”.

I was barringering this girl on her period last night and she came two times.

by NotsoKoolAid84 December 13, 2005

barking at the sidewalk

Bending over and throwing up while outside

At first he felt alright, then suddenly he was bent over barking at the sidewalk.

by Dan Snodgrass August 11, 2006

bargingo.com

Bargingo.com is a funny joke that is mentioned on Oneyplays , in episode 12 of Yooka-Laylee.

with the thought of a website that doesn't exist, but that someone bought ad-space to show people a fake commercial. Is really funny.

Person 1: where can I get me some bargingo?

Person 2: You can get them on bargingo.com, which is a totally real website with real people who claimed it.

by CandycupQuake February 11, 2019

Bassing

From South African slang. To laugh uncontrollably

... And then I started bassing because it was so funny

by Taufelzzz🌹 July 6, 2020