Barnyard Slushie

A Barnyard Slushie is when a man vomits, pisses, and shits into a woman's vagina when she's on her period. The man then eats the mixture, which resembles a slushie.

Guy 1: Oh god, I gave my girl a Barnyard Slushie the other day and now her coochie smells horrible.
Guy 2: Hot.

by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021

barnyard spin

A sex position in which he make lays flat on the bed and the woman gets into the splits position on top and spins like windmill.

Bro: Yea dude we did the barnyard spin yesterday

Bro 2: no way dude that's sick

by Slokin9 March 1, 2018

barnyard

The act of forcing assorted random livestock, especially sheep, to stand motionlessly at the fence with their hooves held high

I'm gonna barnyard them before I head off to church.

by father guido June 7, 2017

Barnyard Buzzard

a southern word that means chicken

Hey Charlie what are you cooking over there?

I'm grillin me up a barnyard buzzard, grab a beer and come over.

by TheBigK February 3, 2010

Barnyard Bend

Country term for a curved cock.

That guy’s dick is bent. He’s got the old barnyard bend!

by Westhebartender March 15, 2024