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barnard castle eye test

When you are potentially blind and drive a ~60 mile round trip between Durham and Barnard Castle with your family to validate that you can see properly
That Coronavirus was a stinker - better risk my family with the old Barnard Castle Eye Test before I drive back to London
by Spookhetti May 26, 2020
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barnyard style

To attend a restaurant without placing a reservation prior, like a barnyard animal would, barnyard style.
Kimothy: “Did you call ahead?”
Bryant: “Yeehaw.”
Kimothy: “…?”
Bryant: “Course not. We’re going barnyard style.” 🐄
by Happy Birthday Brian April 4, 2022
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Dale Earnhardt

by NASCAR is good March 10, 2005
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Barnyarding

"Barnyarding" is a nice way of saying "bullshitting," which basically means lying about something in order to get a desired response or outcome.
"Seriously, no barnyarding, I'm telling the truth."

or

"All barnyarding aside, you're full of bullshit."
by Ian October 14, 2004
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Burkhardt olympics

A random game played at any given time where victims of a horrific fart give it a medal of bronze, silver or gold. Named after Mr. Jim Burkhardt, the nastiest Budweiser drinkin ass ever made. Its almost always a guarantee that after a competitor has wiped out half the room he (or she) is gonna have to go wipe themselves due to the large amounts of fart grease released with the competitors entry. The game cant be played when one is droppin a deuce. Multiple medals can be won in any given day.
Good God!!! What the hell did you eat?!?! (starts to dry heave) I'll give that a silver medal in the Burkhardt Olympics..
by poops Duck December 11, 2010
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Bernhard

Bernhard is a guy who is just amazing. He`s always charming and funny. Also he is inteligent and hung like a elephant!
"Dude I´am feeling so good today!"

"You Sir, are a Bernhard for one day!"
by Murph69 January 24, 2017
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earnhardt

running a train on a bitch for so long and hard she blows and o-ring and or her uterus falls out
We ran an earnhardt on Josh's mom last night, she won't shit or piss right for a couple months.
by jeremy o'connor May 15, 2008
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