Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."

Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves

by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025

Bary Bethnel

The derogatory term used to say that someone is talking nonsense or lying (can be used as a noun or a verb).

Shut up George, don't give it the Bary Bethnel.

by BookieBen January 24, 2022

Bari

That Nigga

Bari is that nigga

by dotri November 23, 2021

Bari-Bone

To angrily fuck a member of the brass section in any type of band or band-affiliate.

Dude where were you last night?
I was at the auditorium getting my Bari-Bone on

by Salty J January 13, 2014

Bari

When you're friend says something very obvious and insted of saying :"really?" you say Bari
Usually followed by a hand gesture and a dissapointed look.

My friend: You wanna play anything this aftehrnoon?
Me:Bari...

by KovboiLatczi May 20, 2019