Bargain Hunting

Picking up a nice girl in a sleazy bar.

Hey man, im keen to go bargain hunting... lets hit billy's (Your local sleaze hang out)?

by CouchPhilosopher September 18, 2012

boobie/bootie-bargaining

Negotiations wherein a lady (often one who is normally modest/celibate, but who feels a bit desperate in her need for the male's assistance/cooperation) consents to allow a man to view and/or sample The Merchandise in exchange for his help, agreeability, willingness to "pull strings" with his cronies on her behalf, etc.

College-grad gal #1: You got Ned to land you a position with his company?!??? Jeeeeeez... how'd you ever manage THAT?? Those employees are kind of the "elitist clan".
College-grad gal #2: Oh, it wasn't easy, believe me --- I had to do a little boobie/bootie-bargaining to convince him that I would be a valuable addition to the staff.

by QuacksO December 7, 2011

pop culture bargaining

A system of exchanging pop culture. You agree to watch or listen or read something such as a movie, tv show, or book and in exchange a friend will have to do the same.

I will watch Blades of Glory if you listen to The Bealtes.
I see we are pop culture bargaining...interesting.

by iapprovethismessage November 28, 2010

collective bargaining unit

Contradiction

That collective bargaining unit are a bunch of cunts who don't know what they want. Morons.

by Dick Splash September 7, 2003

Collective Bargaining Unit

A group of proletariat people who wish to negotiate better working conditions, wages, benefits and hours from their employer.

A bunch of cunts got together and asked their boss for more while they agreed to do less. They got told to fuck off. For this privilege, they get to pay their union a percentage of their weekly pay.
1. Hey, collective bargaining unit member, if you want more money why not get out of the union and keep the dues for yourself?

by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009

Bargain

A bargain is the collective noun for a group of Karens.

We got off work late because a bargain of Karens came in five minutes to close.

by Lord Ruxe December 19, 2020

bargain butthole

A butthole made available by its owner for a good price, i.e. a “bargain”.

Les apparently just ripped in to his bargain butthole... I don’t know if he can take more damage

by anonymous January 29, 2021