The greatest singer and guitarist of our time and the official "Sex Icon of Bluegrass" of the International Bluegrass Association (IBMA). He has written and performed many platinum country hits including "99 Years" and was nominated as the IBMA bluegrass guitarist of the year 4 years in a row. He is a very passionate man and was dubbed "Most Attractive Man In Bluegrass Today" by Bluegrass Today Magazine
Woman 1. "Bradley Morning Wood's schlong is so fucking huge I need him so bad". Woman 2. "I wish he would play me like he does that Martin" Woman 1. "I would love to solve his morning wood problem"
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A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, performance-wise, or even theoretically incapable. All versions have to do with describing the level of being an idiot and fuck up.
1. Physical. (Ow! I just had a Bartley moment, I fucked up my thumb by smashing it with a hammer.)
2. Mentally. (That man is having a Bartley kind of day. He just keeps messing up the simplest of things and can’t get anything right.)
3. Performance-wise. (Hey do you see how slow that guy is working? I could work circles around him!)
2. Mentally. (That man is having a Bartley kind of day. He just keeps messing up the simplest of things and can’t get anything right.)
3. Performance-wise. (Hey do you see how slow that guy is working? I could work circles around him!)
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May even be hotter than Thanos, maybe even he makes people expand more. Thomas Bradley is superior to all life.
May even be hotter than Thanos, maybe even he makes people expand more. Thomas Bradley is superior to all life.
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Hey jon, wanna go out to the bar?
-fuck no, Charles Barkley's in town tonight. He'll drink us both under the table and then throw our metrosexual bitch asses out tha window.
-fuck no, Charles Barkley's in town tonight. He'll drink us both under the table and then throw our metrosexual bitch asses out tha window.
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