andy barber

A lawyer so handsome and so hot he can turn straight men to gays and gays women to straight just by looking at him.

Max: *I want to be yours andy barber

katy: * But are you straight?

Max: * Lol not more!!

by Max+1 May 14, 2020

Larois barber

One of the best Laroi meme pages on Instagram and is also the person who gave the kid Laroi the buzz cut in 2019-2020

Random person : Who gave the kid laroi that hair cut ???

Me : It was Larois barber from Instagram

by Ashyyyyy November 22, 2021

barber fornication

going to a barber thats not ur barber. similar to cheating on ur barber, but more severe

accused: i havent missed a cut in 8 years! i didnt cheat!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!

by broski of broskis October 8, 2019

Lance barber

a nickname my friend has that pisses him off

ray: did you see lance yet?
ben: no

lance barber: KYS

by baaen October 22, 2023

canyon barber

a sexy mother fucker with a nice giant dick and is great at every sexual activity. You shouldn't mess with canyon barber he'll fuck you up if you make him angry.

I Fucked canyon barber last night and it was so great, but the next day I fucked another guy and canyon barber beat the shit out of him. I LOVE CANYON SO MUCH!

by Emmie Wright May 17, 2016

Mrs. Barber

A bitch ass teacher

I hate Mrs.Barber

Mrs. Barber

by Mrs. Barber September 6, 2016

sleep barber

the act of being barbered in one's sleep

Jay was sleep barbered because he is a jackwagon.

by Lizzie Deuces May 9, 2011