baloney bopper

Someone who masturbates loudly and frequently to drown out the sounds of their own inevitable loneliness.

Jack is a baloney bopper. He has no social life and lives in a small low income apartment by himself. poor guy.

by Suxmybawls August 17, 2012

Baloney & Cheese

Baloney & Cheese occurs when a woman wears shoes that are too small for her. Her foot meat then hangs over the side of the shoe (or busts out of the shoe) like baloney and cheese hang over the side of a slice of sandwich bread.

Why is that chick wearing size 6 sandals when her feet are the size of flippers? She is walking down the street with baloney & cheese for everyone to see.

by BCRK February 21, 2011

Baloney Sandwich

A blowjob.....the dick is the baloney, and the lips around it are the bread.

Sure, i'll tag-team your chick with you....just don't try to give me a baloney sandwich on the sly dude...i'm not down with that.

by smouzie July 7, 2010

baloney skins

men's skivvies; male panties; masculine bloomers; macho undies

"so...I was sleeping in my baloney skins when my dogs starting barking up a storm, woke me up..."

by The Catster October 8, 2008

Stoney Baloney

When your so fuckin stoned you just gotta take a minute to realize you don't have a baloney sandwich

What the fuck man I'm stoney baloney buh didn't make that goddamn baloney sandwich

by MKD775 May 14, 2019

Baloney cheeks

Baloney cheeks is the process of having densely thick cheeks that, when fapped, produce a beautiful flubbering sound.

"Fuck you have some baloney cheeks, fap them for me,"

by chugby December 16, 2016

baloney sack

Another term for the scrotum. Also known as the hairy skin bag that holds the nuts just below the penis.

My baloney sack got extremely sweaty while she was blowing me.

by Jeff Stegeman May 31, 2006