A nipple the size of a slice of baloney that has been rolled out ten fold, creating a baloney pad.
Hey iguanas look over there, He got them baloney pad nipples
by ticktuck November 17, 2017
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1. BIG FLAT TITS THAT JUST LAY THERE ON STOMACH OR GET TUCKED INTO THE WAIST

2. TITS THAT REMIND YOU OF SOMEONE THAT HAS BAD BREATH
HEY ,, I WAS PLOWING THIS FAT SLUT ON A TABLE ,, HER TITS WERE LAYING ON HER LIKE 2 ROWS OF SLICED GERMAN BALONEY,, I CALLED HER GERMAN BALONEY TITS GIRL
by DpcxAlphaMale August 31, 2009
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Someone who smokes so much weed that all they eat is baloney and lay in their bed with their fat ol dog
β€œI’m so baked they might as well call me Stoney Baloney”
by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018
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When your having sex with a girl from behind and you stick your erect penis in her butthole and shove your balls in her vagina.
"You fit both nuts in there"

"Yeah Ralph, I gave her the 'ol Portuguese baloney bag"
by Carmine jca December 23, 2016
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