Going bald

When you shave your head.

Hey look he's going bald.

by abathingjoshy July 3, 2015

bald fuck

a rude guy who has his scalp with very little or no hair.

Shut up, you bald fuck!

by mope4ok March 26, 2009

Danald Is Bald

Danald Is Bald is when your best friend is bald, but has a wig

Danald is Bald!! Danald is bald!!! points at friend

by DeezNutzAreJuicy November 16, 2021

bald pussy

when a woman shaves her genetials completely, so that all hair is removed.

I never knew masterbation could be so good until I shaved my pussy bald. been doing it ever since.

by amanda October 21, 2003

bald fraud

Term used to refer to Football manager Josep (Pep) Guardiola.

“Did you see Jose sat Pep down once again?” “Yes he is clear of that bald fraud”

by Henry E. Ford August 18, 2021

bald parrot

When you are at the movies (on a date or with friends) and there is an irritating asshole in front of you, making noise or talking, you pull your ball sack out, rest it on his shoulder, and you shout "BAKAW" (bird noise, works for better effect if you make a parrot noise, whatever that may be).

This non-gentleman at the movies last weekend kept sneezing. My girlfrind and I could not hear our movie so we got pissed. I decided to take things into my own hands, bald parrot time, to shut this fucker up once and for all. I pulled my shaved nut sack out, gently sat it on his shoulder, a screamed BAKAW!!! He got the point that he was being a noisy asshole, and he left. Problem solved.

by badossnotbadass August 1, 2008

bald beaver

It is a pussy that has been shaved.

A female that shaves her pubic hair has a bald beaver.

by dude357 November 6, 2008