salty baguette

An angry Frenchman

There was a salty baguette in the bakery complaining that the baguettes weren't authentic.

by A Salty Baguette January 24, 2017

Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette

by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

douche baguette

Madonna.

Dude 1 - Remember that awards show in the 80s where Madonna was smoking, unnaturally, on cue with her girls?

Dude 2 - I do. What a pseudo-cool douche baguette.

Dude 1 - Word.

by pinpollo August 17, 2011

Baguette Pounder

When you slap your erect penis on a French girl’s face.

Aron: “So what’d you get up to last night?”
Damo: “Brooo last night I laid several baguette pounders on this French girl. ‘Oui Oui,’ she exclaimed.

by YTB - Yeah The Boys February 20, 2021

Legit Baguette

Someone who has a large penis

Guy: "Look at that guys wingspan, he must have a legit baguette"

Jenny: "So I went home with this guy last night, oh my god, I swear to god he had a legit baguette"

by EnragedWookie August 18, 2013

Dripping Baguette

A milky, fully erect penis

Eddie: Look at the snatch on that!

Chris: Yeah, been there....last night I was stabbing at her hindquarters with my dripping baguette

by Chris and Eddie aren't gay March 27, 2011

crusty baguette

When a Frenchman falls asleep after having anal sex and awakens after a long period to find his penis to be encrusted in dried fecal matter thus resembling a crusty baguette.

Mimi phoned to ask me to pick up some fresh bread on my way home, to which I replied, what's wrong with the crusty baguette that you gave me last night.

by sima kram June 12, 2014