Boobs

Nature's pillows.

Girl: We need new pillows.
Guy: Why? What's wrong with your boobs?

Boobs by The Killer Squirrel September 2, 2010

boobs

the big amazing looking objects that girls have, everyone likes to look at them, and when your listening to a speech that your girlfreind is saying, you can look at these till its over, meanwhile all you have to do is nod your head and say "uhuh"

guy*stares at her basketball sized boobs"
girl" blah blah blah blah blah blah... are you listening to me"
guy*still staring*"uh huh...."*nods head*
girl" good...blah blah blah"
(may continue like this for hours)

boobs by d,d, January 30, 2008

boobs

The mountains found in heaven

He: Where are you?
Me: Hiking
He: Where?
Me: Ask your girlfriend to look down at her boobs.

boobs by Sir Robert Adams April 20, 2010

Boobs

1. Nice squishy things.

I like squeezing boobs.

Boobs by Guiisawesome May 23, 2010

Boobs

A lesbians birthday present!

Person 1: Hey! I got you a present,
Person 2: What is it?

Person 1: boobs!
Person 2: *hardcore lesbian porn music*

Boobs by MegaHighSchoolLevelGay January 16, 2021

boobs

1. The holy mounds of pliable flesh situated on a woman's chest.

2. The greatest fucking play toy ever!

1. May I play with your boobs?

2. HOLY SHIT! TITTIES!!!!

boobs by BoobNomNom March 24, 2009

Boobs

The focus of a man's (or lesbian/Bi female's) attention when speaking to a female.

A group or department of people working together who collectively have less intelligence then that which would be considered normal or average.

Bob stared at Jillians' ample boobs for the duration of their conversation and Jillians' sly smile led him to believe she enjoyed the attention Bob gave her boobs.

The human resources department is full of boobs, having lost my paperwork 3 times.

Boobs by thatguy011071 January 12, 2010