Austrian ass

pretending its the 40s and closeting your homosexuality/gender profile.

Lila wanted me to use his austrian ass in ways the fun gestapo wouldn't approve.

by i z z i August 12, 2025

Austrian Gauntlet

During gay sex, when both men superglue each others hands to the other penis. Then rips it off during climax to drink up the semen and blood.

“We should totally do the Austrian gauntlet now, I’m hungry for some of your cum”
“That right daddy, I’ll go get the glue”

by Slemor_Gaiman November 30, 2023

Austrian Oven-Fest

Derogatory term to describe Auschwitz and the Holocaust

my friend angered the jews by denied that the Austrian Oven-Fest happened

by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025

Austrian Painter'd

Being forced to kill your self
Bc Uglydolf Nastyler (or Adolf Hitler if your dumb) killer himself

Person 1:Yo Jimmy what happened to Fritz? (Fritz was a nickname for Nazi POW's in ww2
Jimmy:I Austrian Painter'd him.
Person 1:Oh lord.

by Paxso-Africano March 8, 2024

Austrian Bumble Bee

the act of taking a pistol made before 1950, handing it to an elderly individual with Anemia and Parkinsons, and putting them onto a Sybian anally. Slather the individual with honey, tell them shooting the gun once every 15 seconds will make it stop, and turn the sybian on high. It is preferred the individual setting up the action is behind something bulletproof and the victim/partner is in a public location.

"Did you see on the news? Jim got angry about his exam grades and did the only thing he could, went into a park and did the ol' Austrian Bumble Bee."

by Bandit I guess March 21, 2020

Austrian Kneebump

A masochistic act of selfinflicted pain.
Have an injured calf muscle and then walk knee first into a table, bending your knee too far and feeling the pain.

"Oh yeah, i just did the Austrian Kneebump, gimme more, Mistress"

by wildcard.institute August 19, 2022

Austrian House Party

The act of shoving sub woofers up your ass on full blast, vibrating your anal cavity and destroying you butthole.

Damn! Mark gave himself an Austrian House Party last night and he's still in hospital getting his prolapsed anus repaired.

by mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013