Crap Attacked

When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.

While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.

by Static1432 November 12, 2009

Verbally attached

Someone who is irrelevant and depressed who bullies someone else which makes them feel verbally attached

Megan feels verbally attached when a stranger hollers at her

by Dr. McCullough December 6, 2018

attacne

attack of acne

I've got all this attacne on my chin and my date is tomorrow!

by capnsmartass July 8, 2011

Attacer

A fuckboy someone who might be a threat to the girl you like

Why’s he talking to her is he an attacer

by Kavstagram69 October 20, 2018

cak attacked

A vicious barrage of penile attacks from the Fenis.

Kim was cak attacked.

by The Finch February 27, 2004

Sneak attach

One letter makes all the difference, for example: sneak attack and sneak attach. Both acts being very surprising to the victim, but only one might end in pregnancy.

Sarah: Jesus Christ it seems John sneak attached me. Whos gonna pay for the abortion?

by Oh No Grillo November 21, 2018

Five Attachments

Sending pictures / vids to a person; Sometimes "dirty pictures";

"Aye yk ashley? She sent me five attachments the other day and she fye."

by DEO.Smokeyy September 25, 2022