Atheist named Christian

A poor kid that ironically is named Christian even though they're an atheist. They constantly have to deal with people asking "Hey Christian, Are you Christian" In which you say no, And they end up saying "Then who are you?" This tends to annoy the living hell outta them. So please, If you ask that to one, Stfu

Griffin: Hey Christian, Are you a Christian?
Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist.
Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you?
Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off.
Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic.
Christian: Omg shut the fuck up.
Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a god!
Christian: Fag
Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.

by SurvivingMining June 14, 2016

Atharv

Atharv is a short man that looks like saul goodman, he likes tottenham hotspur (a team which is hopeless and useless) and he enjoys doing your mom.

Person 1: Father?
Atharv: HEEHEEHEEHAW

by rohaan's father May 15, 2023

athletes pack

Well defined abdominal muscles gained from playing intense sports. Often appears as a five pack.

I got a sweet athletes pack from playing lacrosse.

by Dr. John Cannon June 19, 2014

Athenea

Athenea is the most friendly, outgoing, and sweet girl you will ever meet. She is an optimist and always gives the best advice. The room lights up whenever she walks in. She has an amazing sense of style and wears super fun outfits. She will never fail to make you smile when you are having a bad day. Everybody wants to be friends with Athenea.

Athenea is so sweet, I want to be her friend.

by billy271 May 3, 2020

Athen moment

A moment that is truly bizarre, weird, or even amazingly unusual.

What Jason did was an Athen moment!

by Athen moment November 4, 2022

atharva

Is a chilled out person with good looks, attitude, is a social animal. A person who's popular and famous for his smartness. If u see a guy crowded around by hundreds in your campus then that has to be atharva.

I want to be an atharva one day !

by stanfordgeek May 27, 2014

facebook atheist

An individual who incessantly publishes their newly acquired atheist beliefs on social media.

A Facebook atheist will say "in my opinion......." when they really mean "in Richard Dawkins opinion......."

by Lucas Lucas July 3, 2015