Thomas Aston

a rich alpha who is the pimp of yr10, he has 1.2k in his wallet at all times and has stringy bum fluff on his chin. Deadest fifa player alive. Gets 12000 v-bucks everytime he scores in ultimate team, while dan cheers him on while chewing his wood.

Thomas Aston is leng

by buv69 May 23, 2022

Macy Aston

Someone who is very obsessed and stalker they are in love with a brec’s son but will never acquire what she needs

That’s dude is such a Macy Aston. He followed you home.

by MACAST June 18, 2019

Aston

Astons have a massive cock that can please anyone. he eats lots of dick and can take it in the bum. he especially likes getting brain.

Omg is that Aston
yes he took it in the bum last night

by kaston for life October 28, 2020

aston key

Aston Key is the name of someone who loves touching children.

Child 1: Ahhhhhh get away from me you Aston Key!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!

by jolticz1223 March 16, 2024

aston university engineering academy

A school located in Gosta Green, B7. It’s engineering based but it’s still shit innit. Kids think they’re bad but really aren’t. Fix up blud

Person 1: Oh I got a place at aston university engineering academy.

Person 2: That’s rah peak I heard the teachers shag the students uno.

by AUEADefinitions February 5, 2020

Dirty Aston

A male who loves taking it up the ass so hard his booty hole is ripped to shreds.

A dirty Aston also enjoys being spanked and is definitely a bottom

My dad is a real Dirty Aston

by Bigbootylickdr75 January 11, 2025

Aston

One of the most caring and lovable guys you’ll ever meet. He is incredibly thoughtful and will always make you feel special. He loves giving gifts, especially flowers. Aston is quick-witted and intelligent, though he prefers working or being with people over sitting in class. Aston can turn anything into a story that keeps you on the edge of your seat. He has an impeccable style and a smile that lights up the room. There is never a dull moment with Aston. He’s the best friend you’ll ever have. If you find yourself an Aston, you better not let go!

“Who is that adorable guy sitting over there by Susan?”
“Oh, that’s Aston! You really need to meet him, he’s got a lot of funny stories.”

by pieceoftoast November 23, 2021