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Assination

n.
"...assination is what happens when you misspell a word, and you feel like an ass".

derived from the word "assassination" when ones mother types to fast.
So did they do the assination topic today? Would have been timely if they had-- seeing as bin Laden was just assasinated.
Double-fail.
Jeez, I feel like an ass.
by Mac-n-Weenies May 25, 2011
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asstion

the process or state of receiving some booty
The club was great last night. I had alot of asstion.
by FriskoMainEvent August 7, 2011
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assdition

Noun - the prospective new hot chick a group of party girls invite to join in their drunken clubbing exploits.
Slutty Party Chick n1: Damn, did you see that little thang Tiffany brought out partying tonight?

Slutty Party Chick n2: Yeah I did, and she'd make a fine assdition to our Friday night whoring crew.
by BeafyMeats October 1, 2012
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Assumptions

Euclidean reasoning.
Hym "If by 'making assumptions' you mean assuming intuitively appealing axioms and deducing propositions from these, then, yes. And, yes, I have noticed that he has been substantiating these propositions (which is tight). Muh brains is fucking huge dawg. That's where all the pressure comes from. It's just muh big ole grey matter bulging out of my brain cage. Like some too tight jeans trying to contain a fat boner. I going to have to go out and buy a wheelbarrow pretty soon just to carry this motherfucker around."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2022
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chronic assumption neurosis

The belief that because one thinks a certain thought often, or in worst-case scenario, more than once, that this thought is then absolutely true.
The think tank moved its office without telling her because her chronic assumption neurosis had become so irritating.
by Teech2 October 1, 2009
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Ass-Assination

When someone's ass is so fucking thicc that it kills you
Joe: bruh an ass-assination attempt happened to me last night and it worked because of Sydney's ass
Tyrone: yeah makes sense she thicc as hell
by Lipanda March 17, 2018
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TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience

A calm yet serious way to say-"FAAFO-fuck around and find out"
Joe told the stranger "You aren't strong enough to take on my friends and I".
Stranger replied " TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience."
by EllisJ September 8, 2021
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