Assnotized

The state of being in a trance. So long as that entranced state was brought by staring at someones butt.

“You’ve been staring for a whole minute now. What are you, assnotized?”

by skullman2033 September 8, 2020

assbutshitfuck

means when sumone is an ass a but an shit an fuck and the same time

Ooh look Eddie is a assbutshitfuck

by Nothellman November 30, 2020

Assuntha

Assuntha is a fine lady that will capture anyone's heart with her own charm. She is the bestest friend you can ever have. However she has no talent, but she likes to learn more things in life. Assuntha is brutally honest type of a person but still tries to be honest in a nice way.

Person 1: Have you met Assuntha?

Person 2: Actually yeah, she is very strict and honest but it doesn't matter, 'cause I think she's fine asf.

Person 1: Ikr.

by samisamiii June 9, 2021

ASSNUS

(N). A Holiday on June 25th where the event depends on the weather.

(Adj). A person is an Ass who knows nothing about how Uber works and decides to shit on the drivers face and flushes the toilet. somehow

A: Did you get me anything, today is ASSNUS
B: no, what is that
A: you ASSNUS

by goodisfed February 10, 2022

assunta capussy

alter ego of assunta capuozzo, a material gworl who kicked out her daughters cuz she’s tha kween😝 capussy’s her yassified version and a general of the new badussy war😭😔💔

“dalla non amica, assunta caPUSSY”

by jiafei July 6, 2022

Assbutt

an insult made up by Castiel from Supernatural TV series, the reason for the insult sounding weird was due to Castiel being an angel, and not being able to properly understand certain human culture as well as being a literal holy figure

it was first used in Season 5, Episode 22 when Castiel called Michael an assbutt before throwing a Molotov cocktail at him

Castiel: Hey, Assbutt! *throws a molotov cocktail at Michael*
Dean: Assbut?

by ETERNALSPRING July 15, 2022

assntittiesidous

A rare medical condition where the patient MUST see a woman’s breasts and butt to live.

Dr. “You have assntittiesidous”

by Dr. Eisenberg January 12, 2024