assterpiece

the wonderful paintjob that one gives the toilet when they have explosive diarreah

I painted such an assterpiece today that I thought I was Michaelangelo.

by Johnny Tats January 4, 2008

assery

the act of making an ass of oneself
undertaking foolishness as a matter of course

the occupy wall street people partake in sheer and utter assery

people who drink anything but Busch Heavy undertake acts of assery upon themselves

by boodism November 17, 2011

assert dominance

when you take hold of your friends cock give it a squeeze while moaning honk honk and claim it as your own, this also works in job interviews...you will get the job

Donte went to the interview he dressed nicely, made sure to assert dominance and made good eye contact the whole time...he got the job

by Dadilicious Daddy January 31, 2018

ASSteroids

What someone ingests to have an ass disproportionately large in comparison to their upper body.

From the looks of Kim Kardashian's backyard, she must be on some serious ASSteroids.

by Bitchtard Riot Starter November 14, 2011

asstertaste

A foul aftertaste reminiscent of dirty bung-hole.

This diet pop leaves an asstertaste in my mouth!

by Fodderwing July 1, 2005

assperience

A noun denoting the amount of ass that one has recieved in one's lifetime.

Man, that jock has an unbelievable amount of assperience. He's done it with the whole cheerleading team.

by Assperience December 18, 2009

assvertisement

text written on the back of a pair of pants worn by women to draw attention to their huge ass.

assvertisement

Besse: Are you checking out my ass?

Steve: NO! I'm trying to read what it says.

by Hugh J-ass April 18, 2010