assberry

a MAJOR pain in the ass.
i.e someone who doesn't understand that you really don't like them or care about what they are talking about and insists on cramping your style.

sarah: ...and then i looked at him and he looked at me and we just stared at each other and then he smiled and i smiled back and i looked away because i was starting to get embarrassed and then looked back and he was still looking and like...
aisah: *tries to write her lj entry* CAN YOU STOP BEING AN ASSBERRY FOR JUST ONE SECOND ?!

by sarahmae September 29, 2007

rat assed

To get absolutely wasted from excessive amounts of alcohol.

Dude: Right its friday night and i'm off out to get rat assed tonight.

by Mercifull May 13, 2005

Asiegbu

Asiegbu is the type of person that would succumb to any man's nut. As well as that, he has a pretty lengthy cock himself. Meeting Asiegbus could either lead to a life of misery or sexual pleasure, which is why you should always be careful around these niggas.

Bro! Have you seen Asiegbu? He's been sucking my cock lately.
Be careful around them man. I don't trust them.

by AnDitCuaToi June 21, 2018

AssBeard

Very long Ass hair

You Mom has a assbeard

by Gabe Adams August 21, 2003

Assbear

A terd so big and mean it rips your ass on the way out then growls back at you from the toilet water.

My anus was just ruined by an assbear.

by Ross and Chiu May 14, 2005

assel around

Verb (derived from ass); to vary from a direct course so as to hinder those behind you, causing aggravation.

We'll get there on-time, if this jack-ass in front of us doesn't assel around.

by Richard Carlton Myers (posthumously), submitted by son: James Lee Myers January 25, 2008

Assberg

A person whose ass is so large it is likened to that of an iceberg, the similarity being that an iceberg has 90 percent of it's volume bellow the surface of the ocean, a person designated as an assberg has 90 percent of their body bellow their waist.

That girls ass is huge--it's an assberg!

by mrdoad December 24, 2007