Aulak

Big penis gay man

"Hey look at that big penis gay man named Aulak!"

by vladisbad July 19, 2021

premature applausulation

the art of always applauding at the wrong time during a concert or live event, the equivalent of premature ejaculation for music lovers

Hey did you see bobby have a premature applausulation at the jazz concert? He complete went off 2 mins before the number was over!

by Malc_o_scribe January 4, 2010

don’t applaud a fish for swimming

Don’t praise somebody for doing something that they simply should have been doing in the first place.

T: ‘My boyfriend didn’t cheat on me!’
Don’t applaud a fish for swimming Tiffany. You’re praising a guy who’s doing nothing more than treating you like a decent human being.

by Gertruide October 11, 2017

aulay

amazing, hot, fit and sexy, always there for people when they need him. great personality and always up for a laugh

whos that over there???

oh thats that really sexy boy aulay

by wwee May 10, 2018

hiking the Applachian trail

cheating on one's spouse

She thought he was away on business but he was actually "hiking the Applachian trail" .

by AZAFVET August 20, 2009

cat-apult

A device for launching cats through the air.

Scott: Eddie, don't put my cat, the Pookerman, into the cat-apult!!

by A. Noobitron January 27, 2011

Pelican's Applause

This ambiguous sound can be noticed when a rather large person's double, triple, or quadruple chin has accumulated enough mass to slap against their neck, creating a subtle clap-like noise that is produced by the movement of their jaw while eating or sometimes talking. Sometimes mistaken for lip-smacking, if you are chubby enough to have a pelican's applause, you might as well just keep eating because your ass will never be thin.

Roseanne Barr is so lazy she just flaps her jaw for her Pelican's Applause instead of exerting the energy to move her arms at awards shows.

by Narcolepticjay August 30, 2006