hiking the appalachian

In June, 2009, South Carolina governor Mark Sanford disappeared from public sight for five days, a period during which neither his wife nor much of his staff apparently knew where he had gone. A Sanford spokesperson eventually told reporters that the Governor was on a secretive hike along the Appalachian Trial to clear his head after a tough legislative session. Turns out that Sanford had actually been in Argentina where he had been conducting an extra-marital affair.

"Why is Bob's wife angry with him?"

"He got caught hiking the Appalachian, if you know what I mean."

by bobjones55 June 24, 2009

Appalachian yard trout

An Appalachian yard trout is a slang term for an earthworm. Coined by Stephen Colbert on his Oct. 13 2009 show.

"Ummmm this Appalachian yard trout is delicious, where did you get it?"

by canadiancolbertfan October 14, 2009

Hitting the Appalachian Trail

As unintentionally coined by South Carolina Govenor Mark Sanford, who in June 2009 disappeared for a few days to Argentina to visit his mistress, while his staff was left with the task of covering up his affair by alleging the Govenor was taking time off to hike the Appalachian Trail.

"Hitting the Appalachian Trail" is a phrase that can be used to describe a politician having an affair. Much like, "Sorry, honey, I was working late at the office." This phrase may achieve the popularity of other politico lingo, such as using the suffix "-gate" when discussing a political scandal.

"Despite the fact that former President Clinton hit the Appalachian Trail a few times during his presidency, many still remember him as a successful president."

"Many Democratic lawmakers are disappointed that numerous Republicans have been caught hitting the Appalachian trail in the past few years, yet still insist upon being the party of morality and conservatism."

by wordstress913 June 25, 2009

appalonia

a girl who is just really confused all the time.

appalonia looks so confused

by daddyari03 November 7, 2018

Appollonia

Appollonia is a great person. People might think her (or he idk) shy at first but when you are their friend you are incredibly lucky. Sort of a perfectionist which is annoying at times but their hard work always pays off. Very artsy and their projects are always amazing. (Nicknamed Apples sometimes)

Random person: Woah, that art is amazing who did that?!?
Friend: My friend Appollonia

by anonymous May 18, 2021

adams apballs

The feeling when you get kicked in the balls so hard you can feel it in your adams apple.

I got kicked so hard, i felt like I got adams apballs.

by Lulu Bean March 6, 2022

Appalachian Thunder

When a peg-legged hillbilly chases a girl around the house, pins her in a corner, and proceeds to have anal sex. The "thunder" reference comes from the sound of thunder as his peg leg bounces on the floor during the chase. Appalachian Thunder is often finished off by a solid donkey punch.

"Hell fire, did you hear about Billy Bob running an Appalachian Thunder on his cousin? Sure did, but the jokes on him cause she has AIDS"

by T--Rex April 8, 2009