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hiking the Appalachian

"So, how did your date go last night? You hike the Appalachian?" or "I'm sorry, the Governor is not available. He's out hiking the Appalachian."
by Call Me Mr. Gee June 24, 2009
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Appalachian State University

A rapidly growing university located in Boone, North Carolina.

Harvesting a 3-time national championship football team who defeated Michigan University in their 2007 season opener, the Mountaineers of Appalachian State are nothing short of a dynasty.
"Appalachian State University dominates in football."

"Appalachian State University students and faculty dominate in life."

"Appalachian State University dominates."
by A.DavisTheMountaineer March 14, 2008
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Appalling

Awful, Terrible, horrendous; Dobson High School Home Referees
The referees at Dobson High are always so appalling
by CalorieCounter621 June 10, 2016
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Hiking the Appalachian Trail

A poorly executed secret tryst - that isn't a secret to anyone.

It is a reference to the disappearance of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford who "disappeared" for a week to Argentine on a romantic escapade. His staff and office told the news media that he was "hiking the Appalachian trail."
Dave needs to take a break from hiking the Appalachian trail with his secretary and get some work done!
by Walking Stick June 24, 2009
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Appalachian Speedball

The combination of weed in any of its many forms (joint, a bowl, blunt, a really nice one-hit behind a dumpster, etc) with a strong coffee drink, such as a 4-shot iced americano. It's important for both to be administered within fifteen minutes of each other. Many people also refer to this as "morning routine".
At my place of work, I need to be able to talk to a lot of people and not want them all dead on a constant basis; if it weren't for that Appalachian Speedball I had prior to getting here, several of these people might have been needlessly murdered.
by Adaptist August 6, 2009
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Appalachian mountain man

When you take your partners beard brush and brush your ass hairs, then your partner uses the brush on his beard to savor the stank till later.
Last night I Appalachian mountain man my buddy! His beard is going to smell like my ass all day.
by Dbow1206 February 22, 2020
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applastic

The extremely cheap but shiny plastic that all apple products are made from.

Treated with a special shine agent which an iTard can detect from almost 4 miles away with their sense of tard.
A metal version is rumoured to be available, but has been proven to be nothing more than a thin veneer of aluminium over more applastic, with the logo showing through.

Comes in any colour, so long as that colour is white.

Has a rotten apple silhouette stamped in every sheet.
iTard: OOOO look at that new fad! its crap.
Normal person: No it's not, it's functional, sensibly priced and fulfils a purpose.
iTard: THIS one is better its the new i-<insert name here> waffle waffle....
Normal person: But its covered in applastic <feels sick>

Steve Jobs: WHEN WILL THE NEW APPLASTIC BE READY!!
AppleZombie: sooooooon, sir..... braaaaaiiiiinsss....
Steve Jobs: Excellent! Now I will dominate my pathetically small market share of applastic addicts, iTards and dumbasses who know nothing about technology and have more money than sense EVEN MORE!!
by Corneliusthecunning May 19, 2009
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