Amsterdam

a place where Louis Tomlinson went to without Harry Styles

Louis: i went to amsterdam without you all i could do was think about you
fans: but you went to amsterdam with eleanor

louis: exsactly

by harrysdeodorant February 17, 2021

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amsterdaming

Smoking pot and engaging in sex with a prostitute.

Yeah, just went Amsterdaming, dude.

by Redguard October 12, 2015

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A very dangerous game! Involves a threesome or orgy with at least one guy and multiple women, and penetration is taken in turns. The dangerous part? Gentlemen are not allowed to wear condoms, any nut could be busted at any point. Named for Amsterdam, sex capital of the world.

Guy 1: Fuck dude, I’m stressed.
Guy 2: Why what’s up man?
Guy 1: Remember when we played Amsterdam Roulette last Friday night?
Guy 2: Yeah that was awesome!
Guy 1: Yeah for YOU! I forgot which woman I busted in!

by @dawiseguy@Westside March 6, 2021

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Left Amsterdam

Home of the Ancient Baby Nectar Rabbits that are known for shooting cocaine out of their little furry rabbit cocks when they cum.

Yo Darby are we in Left Amsterdam? I’m 99% sure that Rabbit just shot cocaine out of his little fury cock-a-doo

by Sauce Boss April 28, 2021

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Amsterdam Gold

Synthetic cannabinoids, you can become psychotic, nausea, mood swings, sweating, tingly fingers and loss of muscle coordination.

Damn! Dawg just snorted Amsterdam Gold!

by norfolk1 February 23, 2024

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Amsterdam Braiser

noun / verb)

The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.

• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.

Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.

by Evil Chef September 16, 2025

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