i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock

something that is said to ckk when he says something stupid.

(ckk)
"this new ja rule album is hot. OMG I have been listening to it all day. It is the shiznit, fo show."
(person 1)
ckk, i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock.

by s_N_double_O_P June 5, 2005

Shit a monkey

The only thing that sounds more painful than childbirth, getting hit in the nuts, or even death.

"Shit a monkey!"
"Dude that sounds incredibly painful"
"How painful?"
"More painful than getting hit in the nuts."
"Wow that is painful"

by It's Bieber Bitch! January 24, 2015

a monkey fucking a football

1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.

shannon your like a monkey fucking a football.

by houdek May 29, 2008

fuck a monkey's nut

It is when a male is about to get off and something bad happens to make him lose his hard on.

At this party I busted into a room where this guy and girl where getting it on to fuck a monkey's nut. The look on his face was hilarious.

by ChaosLord85 September 20, 2009

spark up a monkey

A bizarre way for geeks to describe opening a terminal program on a computer, particularly on a Unix based computer where terminal programs are very common.

I'll spark up a monkey and type that command in to see if it makes a difference.

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

Shoot a monkey

Racist term believed to be originated in the southern state of Arkansas, used in place of a cuss word.

“Dropped a mug and it shattered” dam shoot a monkey!

by Meme_king_69 November 30, 2022

Adonkeybaiter

A small meme page that is going be big one day

Person1: have you seen the new post from @daquan?
Person2: Die already, the best one is @adonkeybaiter

by Merasold January 20, 2019